WhY ArEn’T YoU DrInKiNg?! - Hardcover

The essential pocketbook of fifty unhinged responses for when you’re sick of answering.

Drinking less or not at all isn’t a drag. It’s quite wonderful—especially if alcohol has negatively impacted your life or you’re a health-focused individual.

What can be annoying is the constant questioning in drinking-centered social settings: “You’re not drinking?!” “I could never!” “That must be so boring!” “Try moderating!” If you’re reading this you've probably been there. You also know some out of sincere care—thank you, but others take offense as if your choice to abstain is a personal attack.

Either way, don’t let your interrogators have all the fun. Instead, leave them silent with one of these fifty shocking, witty and downright unhinged responses. Who says being alcohol-free means being totally sane? Not us. We love a little mindful insanity, as we like to call it.